Right after Diana was killed in the crash I wrote an article for a Chicago newspaper about her Gorey-like looniness and inbred madness. She was probably clinically psychotic and continues to haunt the Royals from the grave, the ultimate nemesis for an institution that should have evolved 50 years ago. Her absurd posturing anti- landmines and whatever. I once asked William Kennedy Smith (a spokesman for PALM) what war the mines were from. "I dunno." At this same party I also met young handsome just-married JFK, Jr. and sensed his vulnerability, his desire to please. If Jackie had lived so would he have.