One imagines Camilla looking at the front page photos of Charles in Iraq in those awkward fatigues thinking to herself, "Poor Dear!".

Oprah Winfrey--she who is beyond reproach in all things--and that Liz Taylorish spectacle of her 50th! Who could take her seriously after that? All those white 50K a year women in her audience who feel so relieved to actually like a black person.