An article I wrote on Prince Charles' justifiable skepticism about nanotechnology was unpublishable because, alas, it was unfashionable. Well, word comes today from top scientists in the world that "Nanotech Particles Threaten Brain". These slippery little microscopic fellows penetrate membranes and well, we'll see.

For some reason society scribes support the allegations of the Downstairs Help like Secretary Jephson and Butler Burrell who think Charles is evil. My dear friend Marcella attributes it all to what she calls The Velvet Mafia.